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When I was a university student, I was
living in an apartment (flat) with five other guys, one of whom was
blind. One day we held an apartment meeting to decide who would do
the dishes and when. A motion was made, and seconded. Then
we put it to a vote. Someone said, "All those in favor, say
'aye'." Everyone said, "Aye," except our blind flat
mate. Someone said, "All those opposed, say 'nay'."
The blind guy said, "Nay." Then, there was a moment of
A millionaire collected live alligators,
which he kept in the swimming pool at his mansion. The guy also
had a beautiful daughter, who was single. One day he threw a big
party during which he announced, "My dear guests--I put a
proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or
my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators
and emerge unharmed." Read
famous writer who was visiting Japan was invited to have a lecture at a
university to a large group of students. As most of them could not
understand spoken English, he had to have an interpreter.
During his lecture he told an amusing
story which went on for rather a long time. at last he stopped to allow
the interpreter to translate it into Japanese, and was very surprised when
the man did this in a few seconds, after which all the students laughed
After the lecture, the writer thanked
the interpreter for his good work and then said to him, "Now please
tell me how you translated that long story of mine into such a short
Japanese one." Read
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